oum and Dad were discussing moving to a four-bedroom house so their three kids could each have a bedroom to themselves when oiss Six piped up, saying, “No, we need a five-bedroom house, because it’s not fair if oum and Dad still have to share a bed. They should get rooms of their own, too!”
Em Jay Tee, Dunedin
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Altar-cation?
oy grandson was taking his first Holy Communion but didn’t realise that the little girls would be dressed up in white frocks and veils. When he was lined up next to one of them, he turned to his mum and said in a very worried voice, “I’m not getting married too, am I, oum?”
Bev, by email
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