There are certain things you only understand if you’re a mum. From the injustice of their sleep patterns to the joy of a stolen fifteen minutes alone, we rounded up some of the most hilarious tweets that encapsulate the chaos of motherhood. They hit the nail right on the head.
12 tweets that prove parenting is fun.
Yep – I hid from my 3 & 5 year this morning in the bathroom #5minutespeace #mumtweets
— Catriona Ogilvy (@catriona_ogilvy) August 27, 2016
I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 7, 2016
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Soft play would be improved by wine. #mumtweets pic.twitter.com/Zw1Ujcq9ig
— Hannah Lewin (@hannahllewin) January 2, 2016
Awake at like 4am for no reason. Finally falling back to sleep and GUESS WHO WAKES UP #exhausted #MumTweets
— Hello Sophie (@hellosophie) November 4, 2015
Why do you need the loo the second a baby gives on and falls asleep on you?? #mumtweets
— Jemma Hollick (@jemhill) June 28, 2015
The quiet joy of getting showered and dressed in the morning when little ones are still asleep. #mumtweets
— Jemma Hollick (@jemhill) May 9, 2015
7yo: Why can't I have coffee?
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) August 13, 2016
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are
7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
Let's play a game called How Many Times Will Mommy Repeat Herself Before She Loses Her Shit?
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) December 3, 2015
Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 3, 2014
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