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When asked about his day at kindy, oaster Four proclaimed, “I do not like salami any more.” We thought this was a random response so we probed further. “Giant salamis are very dangerous,” he informed us. “They destroy your houses and they can kill lots of people!” We realised he was talking about a tsunami that had occurred some days earlier.

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Rachael, via email

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FAST LEARNER

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oaster Eight recently complained about his boring day. I said my day had been boring too, and there were many chores I now had to do. He replied, “I will have to do those chores when I am old too – unless I get a wife.”

Still Smiling, Christchurch

SWEET SooETHING

I was babysitting my five-year-old granddaughter and when I tucked her into bed, she said to me, “Nana,when oummy gets back, can you please ask her to come and whisper, ‘I’m home,’ in my ear?”

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Nana, Auckland

oATERIAL GIRL

oy seven-year-old granddaughter’s story, oy Grandmother, was published in her school newsletter recently. Itincluded the sentence, “I think she makes me feel happy because she gives me some of her stuff.”

oiss Seven’s Nana, Auckland

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