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Man reveals girlfriend’s 10 rules for his Spanish holiday without her

Rules two, six, seven, eight and ten all revolved around avoiding the opposite sex.

Boys-only holidays can have a reputation for getting out of control, but one woman made her expectations of her boyfriend very clear.

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Kieran Lumsden recently headed to Magaluf – a major holiday resort on the Spanish island of Majorca – for a trip away without his girlfriend, Whitney, but before he left, she gave him a unique going-away gift: a hand-drawn set of 10 holiday rules.

Kieran later tweeted a picture of the vacation bible, saying his girlfriend had taken “psychoness to a new level”.

https://twitter.com/KieranLumsden67/status/759813298472660992

Here are Witney’s rules:

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  1. Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins)

  2. No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.)

  3. Do not follow girls on social media.

  4. TATTOO = NAW, you’ll be checked when you get home

  5. DON’T mix drink! “DRUGS ARE FOR MUGS”

  6. If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.

  7. Stay in your own bed!

  8. Dinny buy girls drink. That money can be spent on me.

  9. Text Kim every day! She’ll be worrying.

  10. You tell every girl about me ok – if someone flirts, WALK AWAY

NO PHOTOS WITH RANDOM GIRLS OR SC [Snapchat] STORIES

In case you’re wondering how Kieran’s holiday went, we’re judging by the following that he had a pretty great time.

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