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She looks like the archetypal sex kitten with her long limbs, blonde hair and big lips, but Aussie actress Sophie oonk has joked that any sex tape she might release would be rubbish – because she’s bad in bed!

Sophie, who recently signed a deal with E! for a reality show, says she will not be following in the footsteps of the channel’s other sexy stars, like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. The LA resident laughs, “I did think of doing a sex tape because it seems to help the E! network. But I’m a dud in bed so I don’t think people would be very impressed.”

She adds, “I’d prefer people to keep on living the dream because, for some reason, people think I’m really sexy. People think, ‘oh, bikinis, sexy!’ But they say that girls who wear bikinis are the laziest in bed, which I’ll say is true.”

There’s no word on whether this, er, intimate disability led to the former Bardot babe’s temporary split from her plastic-surgeon boyfriend John Diaz.