(Hachette, $29.99)You probably didn’t realise that you needed an illustrated guide to get through the day without making a giant boob of yourself, but you do, and here it is: 101 clues for those who should know better. It’s advice your mother gave you – or should have – with delightful photos to exaggerate the case. I particularly like #9 (Life isn’t fair), #23 (Take time to read books), #28 (Never interrupt when you are being flattered), and #36-69 (Respect your elders). The perfect little gift for the clueless in your life.