The best dad jokes of all time

Is there anything dad love more than a good pun?
ultimate dad jokes

ultimate dad jokes

Dads, you’ve got to love them. But sometimes their humour really takes the biscuit. Here are some of the most pun-tastic dad jokes we could find.

Warning: Eye rolling may ensue.

You will be mist. Classic.

How many steps in the program?

Face – palm

Classic Caesar.

“He does this every time I have friends over”

“Do you think mum will like her new flower bed?”

A literal couch potato


Oh god.

Good god.

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