A woman on Twitter has live tweeted another couple’s horrific first date, and it makes for some pretty hilarious reading.
Kelly Fine was in a sushi restaurant last week when she noticed an awkward couple obviously on their first date.
The first warning sign came when: “The guy just announced ‘I don’t look at menus. And I’m ordering for us.'”
As if this wasn’t bad enough, the man then proceeds to complain about them not having the right kind of fish, before asking if he could have a “giant clam.”
We’ve listed some of her hilarious live tweets to follow the horrific date below.
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Now he's asking the sushi chefs if they have different fish. They don't have what he wants, which is "going to be a major problem."
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
He asked his date if she wanted dry wine. She said "sake." He said "sweetie I can't make all the decisions for us." She said "…sake?"
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
"When I was 19 on my promotion tour, the locals introduced me to Japanese food and I was hooked." He clarified San Francisco locals.
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
He asked for deep fried shrimp heads. They don't have it.
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Waitress: do you want a menu sir?
The man and I together: I don't look at menus
Found out what he was promoting at 19. He's a DJ!
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
She picked up chopsticks and he slapped them out of her "YOU DON'T EAT SUSHI WITH CHOP STICKS"
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
She keeps asking him what different fish are and he still won't tell her
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Tony is telling the owner about all the great Japanese food he's eaten and the owner is humoring him like a champ
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
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He is "introducing himself to a cigarette" outside so I'm going to leave. Thanks for tuning in! We made it!
— KFine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
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