We thought we’d seen the strangest of US politics when Sarah Palin ran for vice-president, but now comedienne Roseanne Barr has now announced a bid for the big seat.
The outspoken star of ‘Roseanne’ pledges many things, including the outlawing of “bullsht” and the return of the guillotine! She says, “After the passage of this law, the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble, as will the concept of war itself, which is largely a large load of bullsht.”
Roseanne (57) elaborates, “The people must have justice, so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine – a fast and painless execution of justice and of execution. There’s simply no kinder way of death than a swift and painless death… Trust me, this will make for some productive peace talks, people.”
The star – who has been a passionate animal-rights activist for many years – also believes Americans should vote for her because she can see the future. She claims, “I have been psychic since I was very young, about three years old. Whenever I touch someone, I pick up all their vibes and stuff.”
It all sounds a little nuts to us, but if Arnold Schwarzenegger can become the Governator, well, weirder things have happened!
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