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Paris: I’m a dunce

Paris Hilton has confirmed what has probably been on the minds of the general public since she shot to fame – she’s “not that smart”. The announcement came via an investigation into a burglary at the house of Hollywood porn baron Joe Francis. Paris, who was asked what she knew by police officers investigating the incident, replied: “I’m not that smart…I don’t remember…I forget stuff all the time.” on the tape Paris also told cops that an anonymous man had called her to try and extort money for the return of ‘private tapes’ stolen from her house. “They were trying to sell it to a newspaper or something,” she explained. “So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They’ll keep the tape anyway.” [25 September 2006]

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