Madonna

He may be ridiculously good looking but it seems that Madonna’s toyboy lover Jesus Lutz really is just a pretty face. The 22-year-old model has become a much-in-demand DJ at some of the world’s largest, trendiest clubs, but this is all because of his new-found fame rather than any musical talent.

In fact, the Brazilian babe can’t even mix records, using pre-mixed CDs in his “live” DJ sets. A club-scene insider reveals, “Jesus can’t DJ. He has absolutely no idea how to mix music and has absolutely no DJ skills at all. He totally fakes it. Jesus plays pre-mixed CDs and just pretends as if he’s mixing.”

However, Jesus’ dubious musical talents don’t seem to matter – he still gets paid huge amounts of money to appear simply because he is Madonna’s latest squeeze. our insider continues, “He gets hired to play at a lot of high-profile private parties and for those, he gets paid $10,000 [$NZ14,000]. These people have no idea he’s faking it, so they are more than happy to pay him this rate. The funny thing is that Madonna has no idea he can’t even mix – and he has no plans on telling her. He’s just happy he’s getting the work and the status.”

We guess love really is blind!