(Hardie Grant Books, $34.99)If you missed out on the best-selling spoof guides to oolvania and Phaic Tan, you must buy this one. San Sombrèro is a sun-drenched mix of “modern-day charm and old-world epidemics” where schoolchildren flirt and go to nightclubs and the national dance involves the stomping of many Cuban heels on a sombrero – while someone is wearing it. Hilarious. Ideal gift for brothers. (Hope mine aren’t reading this.)