Pregnancy and childbirth can be a confusing time. Your body’s changing rapidly, and every day brings you closer and closer to D-day, and into the unknown.
And while there are plenty of experts out there to deliver the advice all expectant mothers need, sometimes we all just need a little laugh.
One obstetrician has shared a light-hearted take on some of the most commonly asked questions surrounding pregnancy and birth, and they certainly gave us a giggle.
The original Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnancy now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth
Q: My wife is five month’s pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a torndao might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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