We all know that kids say whatever is on their mind, and that the most embarrassing comments are usually not said in their ‘inside voices’.
And so it was for this poor mother in the fitting rooms of a clothing store as she tried on a pair of jeans.
Said mother shared on her Facebook page The Chronicles of Motherhood that she needed new jeans and took her five-year-old shopping with her. In the fitting room the conversation went as follows:
5yo: Mom, do you need to take all your clothes off?
Me: No. Just my shirt and my pants.
5yo: Oh my god, look at your boobs jiggling all over the place!!
Me: …..
5yo: Look at your big tummy! It’s so cute and squishy! Do you have another baby in there?!
Me: ……
5yo: Are you taking your underwear off too?
Me: No, just my jeans. You don’t take your underwear off when your trying on clothes.
5yo: Ohhhh, because you don’t want your lady beard to show???
Her post ended with, “To the young girls giggling in the fitting room next to us…..dont worry, someday your kid will give a play-by-play of your post-baby body to strangers in a fitting room too…”
We’re dying right now and her Facebook friends conveyed similar in their comments.
Kids – they say the darndest things.
