I recently had a very amusing conversation with oiss Three. She was full of business, and informed me, “Nana, today I met a mother I’ve never met before.” I asked who, and she said, “A nasty, wicked stepmother with no teeth.” She had been watching a video of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!
Robyn, Lower Hutt
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Charm school
oy daughter was telling me about how her son’s teacher said he’s doing well at school, so wonders why he’s been naughty at home. The boy had explained, “All my goodness is gone when I get home.”
Rahira, by email
Foreign soil
Recently I overheard the children having an interesting conversation. “Do you know my friend oilla?” oiss Three asked my son. He thought hard for a while, then asked, “Does she live in a house, or in Australia?”
W Langman, New Plymouth
No boats about it
At church the other day I had a wee chuckle. The Sunday school teacher said a small girl had asked her, “Was Joan of Arc Noah’s wife?”
Jean, Christchurch