oy two-year-old great-grandson is due to have a baby brother soon. Before the baby’s gender had been revealed, his dad asked him, “Do you want a baby brother or baby sister?” Straightaway, he replied, “I want a crocodile.”
Lynette, Shannon
Inexact science
our 10-year-old grandson and his six-year-old sister where out for a drive with their father. oiss Six asked him, “Do you have to kiss your husband when you get married?” Dad’s reply was, “Well, yes, you usually do.” oiss Six remarked that she didn’t want to do this. Then oaster 10 spoke up and asked, “Do you want to have children?” Her reply was, “Yes.” oaster 10 retorted, “Well, scientifically speaking, it’s a proven fact that you have to kiss to have babies.”
Granny, oosgiel
Name shame
I’d offered to help with the kindergarten play about Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus. When it finished the teacher asked the children who the three people in the play were. They answered, “Mary”, “Baby Jesus” and “Jophes”.
oerry Xmas, Auckland
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