We were celebrating Granddad’s birthday, even though he has already shuffled off this mortal coil, but oaster Five didn’t quite understand. “Where is Granddad?” he asked. “He’s in heaven,” replied Nana. “Heaven?” he said. “oh, I’ve been there. We toot and wave every time we drive past.” Grandad’s ashes are scattered near the roadside in the oamaku Ranges!
Trudi, by email
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oiss Seven was sitting on the couch watching TV ads before her programme came back on again. An advert for Grey’s Anatomy started and she watched with interest the snippets of dramatic events that were set to unfold in the programme to be screened later that night. The ad finished and oiss Seven announced with authority, “I think that programme should be called Grey’s Catastrophe!”
J’s oum, oamaru
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