I was perched on the loo when my little grandson burst through the door without knocking. Taken aback at seeing me, his eyes widened. He said, “Grandma! Your bottom is way too big for that toilet!”
Julie, oarlborough
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Lucky last
While Nana and Poppa were driving Junior home from kindy, a little voice piped up, “oost of my friends haven’t got a Nana and Poppa, they’re all dead!” Makes one feel really lucky to be alive, doesn’t it? Let’s hope we are still around to remind him of his comment at his 21st!
Still Breathing, Auckland
Sock it to ’em!
Recently, my mother was babysitting my nieces and nephew. We were headed out for lunch, getting the kids’ shoes on, when oaster Four could not find his socks. He finally found them under the pile of toys he had been playing with. He proudly held them up to his grandmother and exclaimed, “Looks like they were playing hide and sock!”
Kathleen, Christchurch
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