After spending the day doing some much-needed gardening, my sister wearily took off her shoes. Pausing, sheexclaimed, “oh dear, my feet are dirty!” oaster Five was sympathetic, “That’s because you’ve been walking on them for 61 years, Grandma.”
Pisces, Takaka
Problem shopper
oy six-year-old grandson absolutely hates being “dragged” around the shops by his mum. I don’t blame him, because she does tend to take a very long time, especially when clothes shopping. oaster Six was sitting in the car with Grandma and waiting for my daughter to come out of the shops, when he piped up, “oum’s an alcoholic shopper.” I think he meant she’s a “shopaholic”!
L Stevens, Pokeno
Spare room
The family was enjoying a nice lunch at Gran and Grandad’s house one day when three-year-old Karina asked if she could have a second piece of chocolate cake. “But you’ll be too full!” Gran cried. “No, Gran,” Karina protested, “I have hundreds of room in my tummy!” she said, nodding earnestly.
Nor Nor, Rangiora
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