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Five-year-old Rock and three-year-old Karina were having a sleepover at Gran’s. Supposedly settled in their beds, we heard giggling and jumping. Gran then entered the room and said, “It’s time to snuggle down and shut your eyes.” Karina cried, “But Gran, my eyes won’t do it!”

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Norma, Rangiora

Disappearing act

oaster Two was taken by his parents to his grandparents’ for dinner. They then went to his uncle’s for a visit and stayed the night. The next morning when he woke up, oaster Two asked, “Where has oummy and Daddy’s house gone?”

Nana, Hawke’s Bay

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Sole pair

As I watched my three-year-old grandson put on his gumboots, I said to him, “You’ve put your boots on the wrong feet.” He cried, “But Nan, these are the only feet I have, what will I do?”

Cody’s Nan, Bluff

Age of discretion

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I was applying face cream, and my four-year-old granddaughter asked what it’s for. I told her it’s to stop me getting wrinkly, and she said, “It doesn’t work very well, does it?”

old Nana, Thames

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