New Zealand is waiting with baited breath to find out the results of the election. Or at least we are meant to be. Everyone's a bit bored now really.
We understand that this is an important and necessarily top secret issue, but come on, Jacinda Ardern, we thought you were putting us out of our misery with that wink, and Bill English you seemed a little cranky on telly the other night, we really thought we might have a government by now.
To illustrate our frustration/boredom and general done-ness, we have outlined all of the stages we have gone through in the last month.
Otherwise, think of it as the 11 stages of waiting for someone to text back which is how this feels. Hint. Hint.