“Everybody’s partner is a dick sometimes.”
“If anyone can, you can.”
“Satin pants are not flattering on anyone.”
“Store-bought pasta sauce is fine.”
“Don’t be a woman who needs a man – be a woman a man needs.”
“Being a girlie girl does not make you anti-feminist.”
“It’s okay to not want to get out of bed sometimes.”
“Laser hair removal will change your life.”
“No matter how many years you’ve waxed for, it will still hurt like hell.”
“You don’t forget the pain of childbirth.”
“You can’t do it alone. Be open to collaboration.”
“You’re definitely not over-reacting.”
“You’re never too old to start a new dream.”
“No one finds a G-string comfortable; in fact big knickers are the bomb.”
“Stop worrying.” “Stop apologising.”
“You’re not the only one who fears for their life when they open the hall cupboard.”
“You don’t have to be everyone’s friend… and not everybody will like you.”
“That selfie on Facebook only took 49 shots to get right.”
“Sometimes you will wee when you sneeze, laugh or jump. Happens to the best of us.”
“There will be days when you drop the ball. We all do.”
“You’re doing a good job.”
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