The craziest things from Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Christmas 2018 gift guide

Portable bidet, anyone?

Gwyneth Paltrow is renowned for her 'out there' ideas on life. Who can forget when she extolled the virtues of vagina steaming (to balance female hormone levels, apparently). And on the same topic, remember the time she said putting jade eggs in your vagina on a daily basis can remove 'negative energy?' Strangely, the practice didn't catch on.

Well, this year the Christmas gift guide from her lifestyle website Goop has outdone itself.

What do you get for the person who has everything? A village in Spain, of course. And for that busy person on the go? A portable bidet.

What about when you're at someone's house and you just can't bear the thought of eating semi-soft butter that's been sitting in the fridge for weeks? Goop to the rescue, with your very own portable butter churner.

Here are our favourite picks from this year's guide.