Reality: Has interesting tan lines all over chest and back.
Reality: 'Was that seaweed that just touched my leg?'
Reality: Stubs toe, gets prickles.
Reality: Everyone gathered around the cricket match on Sky.
Reality: 'Pass the mozzie repellent…'
Reality: 'Pass the sunblock...'
Reality: 'Why is there nothing in this small town's one dairy?'
Reality: 'Why does rocket and parsley grow better between my pavers rather than my garden containers?'
Reality: Stuck in traffic with no radio reception.
Reality: 'Sorry the wait will be about four hours.'
Reality: Will sip whatever wine found in the fridge while the kids ask where we hid the iPad.
Reality: Tent becomes oven by mid-morning. But still, the beach…
Reality: Exactly that – so enjoy!