You asked – we delivered.
Our last series of Married at First Sight Australia’s funniest tweets was so popular, we’ve brought you a second edition.
In case you missed it, here’s our previous version. Or you can watch a selection of the best tweets in the player below.
And now for the latest edition. So sit back, relax, grab some popcorn, and enjoy.
Take it away, Twitterverse…
I’m starting to think that Nassar is only invested in this experiment for the drama each week, but that’s the same reason I’m invested so I can’t judge.. #MAFS 🤷🏻♀️
— Dee (@deecee1819) March 5, 2018
Now I know why Troy’s parents wanted him to get married. It’s not safe for him to look after them when they get elderly. #mafs #mafsau
— OzKat (Sacred Olive Stump)🏺 (@Christie_lover) March 5, 2018
A preview of @MarriedAU tomorrow night when Justin has been shopping with Tricia. Now this is my kind of show! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/PE7N1QV9XH
— Lottie McIntyre 🐨 (@themacsta) March 5, 2018
Dean's best friend is jealous as #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2LP5kztDxO
— MXYZ (@MXYZ_) March 5, 2018
Omg if I wasn't married already I'd totes have fallen for Sarah's brother #mafsau #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0CGDigClpz
— 🖤 Mainly on the Insta @theDigitalMaori (@TheDigitalMaori) March 5, 2018
I think Sarah's brothers will be measuring Telv up for some concrete gumboots#MAFS
— NewieNoDriver (@tassie_codriver) March 5, 2018
#MAFS Ruby after Patrick says I think I will stay with Charlene. pic.twitter.com/R1Lx8x42UN
— I'm not done yet! (@Talktostu) March 5, 2018
Telv in love yesterday, wants to quit today. Mind you from what i saw, i wouldn't be eating the last biscuit if i was Telv. #MAFS
— Buds ® (@andybuds23) March 5, 2018
I don't know what's made me more uncomfortable – Justin kissing Carly last night or their touchy/creepy "counselling" session. #mafs pic.twitter.com/OKV1qn46X2
— Clarissa Phillips (@clarissap83) March 5, 2018
I cannot watch two people having sex therapy on tv!!! Good lord! #MAFS
— Roanna Edwards (@Roanna_Edwards) March 5, 2018
Spooning 101 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/PvSgI9uFj1
— Alessandro247🌏 (@Boohoo_3) March 5, 2018
Somone should tell Ashley's dad that Troy is trying to grasscut him#MAFS
— NewieNoDriver (@tassie_codriver) March 5, 2018
Ashleigh…..run girllll he's imagining your mum #wtf #MAFS #mafsau pic.twitter.com/5JJh6qLqr3
— 🖤 Mainly on the Insta @theDigitalMaori (@TheDigitalMaori) March 5, 2018
I can’t believe Sarah and Telv fought before finishing eating their pasta. That looked seriously delicious. #MAFS
— jacs (@jacsvoice) March 5, 2018
Those poor family members sitting at that dinner table like.. #MAFS @MarriedAU #mafsau pic.twitter.com/5WDSvrfF3A
— 🍿Jazzy BRAVO_🍿 (@JazzyBRAVO_) March 5, 2018
If I hear Tracey say one more time “hit it & quit it” I think I will break my tv #MAFS
— Sophie (@bluehawaiiansea) March 5, 2018
Lock ya mum's up, Troy is on the prowl #MAFSAU #Mafs
— Phid 🔜 WWE Elimination Chamber (@PhidMcAwesome) March 5, 2018
That session with Dr Trish was disturbing. Where do I send my therapy bill? #MAFS
— Sharlene Kuruppuarachchi (@SharleneMelb) March 5, 2018
Sarah better get used to a husbands selective hearing. It's an integral part of marriage #mafs ..pick your battles love, u cld have Dean
— Sally (@avenueminga) March 5, 2018
#MAFS Trish putting the grrr in swinger.
— Watchmefly99 (@Watchmefly999) March 5, 2018
Salad à la Troy. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/A8sTjxdNwC
— Jake Lynch (@TSP_jlynx) March 5, 2018
It's all fun and games until Trish pulls out the strap-on for Carly. #MAFS
— Jake Lynch (@TSP_jlynx) March 5, 2018
WILD #MAFS TONIGHT GANG
— Jay K Cagatay (@jayktweets) March 18, 2018
LICKING MY LIPS IN ANTICIPATION OF THE REUNION SPECIAL#MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/5xLMHG7q1i
WHO RUN THE WORLD? GEWLS. #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSightau #mafsau
— Clare + Jessie Stephens (@Thinkspo1) March 18, 2018
Please let her final words be “you hit it and I am quitting it”!!!! #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSightau
— Lauren Sayer (@Lilylauren) March 18, 2018
Can Tracey and Dean please rap their vows?? #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSightau
— Lauren Sayer (@Lilylauren) March 18, 2018
forget all the contestants i'm now a fan of the ladies and gentlemens, dinner is served guy #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSightau
— Jay K Cagatay (@jayktweets) March 14, 2018
Telv listening to Tracey.. #MAFS #MAFSAU #9Married #MarriedAtFirstSightAu pic.twitter.com/q1psGbFnba
— Mel Bentley (@BentleyMel) March 12, 2018
Well imagine that…Dean bringing up the idea of wife swapping.#MAFS #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSightau #marriedatfirstsight pic.twitter.com/r8vt6fDgxg
— Dave Tomlinson (@stepaheadtravel) March 7, 2018
Troy flirting with his wife's mother is the most uncomfortable thing I've seen this week 🙃 #MarriedAtFirstSightau
— Amelia Richardson (@mealz210) March 6, 2018
#MarriedAtFirstSightau #MAFS Troy steps over the line when he asks could he meet Ash's grandmother.
— MJSteel86 (@MJSteel86) March 6, 2018
If my husband came into our bedroom wearing what Justin is wearing, there is a 1000% chance my vagene would shut up shop and walk out of there. #mafs #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSightau
— 🌻 Chantelle 🌻 (@Channy_Lou89) March 6, 2018
Everyone at home watching the intimacy lesson #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/VbvPEAIaQt
— Dr P (@pm_phd) March 5, 2018
#MarriedAtFirstSightau #MAFS Very surprised by Ruby's colourful artwork. I was expecting SKULLS in black and white
— MJSteel86 (@MJSteel86) March 6, 2018
My face watching Carly and Justin kiss #awkward #MAFS #9married #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/4fidqgq2pF
— Maddison Turner (@maddsturner92) March 4, 2018
Looking fwd to Carly and Justin's super awkward first kiss. #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/TVS8wsZI88
— Dr P (@pm_phd) February 28, 2018
You know something's wrong when Dean starts giving better relationship advice than the "experts". #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSightau
— Dr P (@pm_phd) February 28, 2018
I've had gynaecological exams less uncomfortable than this dinner. #mafs
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 5, 2018
When I saw the preview for tomorrow nights episode #MAFS pic.twitter.com/1QpAwUso7Z
— Ames (@AmyyCatherine) March 19, 2018
Carly and Justin's "therapy" was legit this #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight #KathAndKim pic.twitter.com/lTdc0k1A5O
— Stewart Mason (@karmicstewii) March 5, 2018
Ash: It was my fairytale wedding
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 13, 2018
Troy: we could do it again you know
*crickets*#MAFS
Troy's slowly picks up the remote and fast foward's through his and Ashley's wedding ceremony just so he can find a shot of Ashley's mum… #mafs pic.twitter.com/a2TC69y25P
— petty cragdale 💮 (@artpunkamor) March 13, 2018
#MAFS Nasser’s new wife pic.twitter.com/0shlHL1ML6
— SK386 (@386sk_sk386) February 28, 2018
"I've been hurt in the past" we know Mel, it's a casting requirement #MAFS
— Ashleigh (@ashashake) March 13, 2018
