Be honest. You’re watching it. And you’re going to work and talking about it with your colleagues. And you’re also discussing it at the pub with your friends. And around the dinner table with your family.
You’re not alone. This season of Married at First Sight Australia has been the most talked about yet. And if we believe Kiwi expert Dr Trisha Stratford, it’s only going to get better.
Viewers have been taking to Twitter as the episodes air, digesting the scandal and picking apart the interactions between the hapless couples.
It’s comedy gold. But it’s very easy to get sucked into the vortex. So to save you time, we’ve collected some of our favourites so you don’t have to.
You’re welcome!
Watch in the player above or scroll through the tweets below.
Waiting for the dinner party like #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2AAAS3kSmB
— Samantha (@sammiiejay01) February 28, 2018
He doesn’t clean his teeth at night?
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) February 20, 2018
His gums need 24hours to recover, Ash #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ymhg48jFiL
Me 4 weeks ago: I’m not gonna watch Married at First Sight #MAFSAU, it’s trash and I won’t have it on my tv!
— S a r a h ! 🇳🇿🥝 (@sazzledazzle9) February 25, 2018
Me now: pic.twitter.com/VAzyK7Bkip
Yo my man Dean
— JH Lew (@JenHLewi) February 26, 2018
I don’t wanna be mean
Married at first sight,
Find out he’s a rapper and he’s shite.
Chin up Trace
I don’t wanna be a hater,
Things could be worse
he could be an adult skater. 😐😶😶
#MAFSAU 🤣
I have high hopes for this dinner party #mafsau pic.twitter.com/0tnPS155Qu
— Kamilla (@novazelandia) February 28, 2018
The next visionz track will be a good un. Adversity is the song writers friend #MAFSAU
— CMK (@CMKAccountants) February 28, 2018
A TROY GIF 😂😂😂 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Nwo1rWYGDJ
— Stacy (@stacydjg) February 28, 2018
Things I never, ever want: a massage from Troy #MAFSAU
— Kate Palmer (@KatePalmer123) February 26, 2018
Ooo wild stuff Troy! #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/bV7FoEV7SP
— I am JoF™🇬🇧🇳🇿 (@IamnowMrsF) February 26, 2018
Hey bro how are you?
— Nick Bewley (@nickbewley) February 28, 2018
F*** off.
Best exchange yet. #mafsau
Dean’s apology #mafsau pic.twitter.com/fUuozgseSN
— Kamilla (@novazelandia) February 28, 2018
Davina taking the moral high ground #MAFS #mafsau pic.twitter.com/KTLgsp3LdX
— brizey0202 (@brizey0202) February 18, 2018
For a bikini model Davina doesn’t swim much #mafsau
— Kate Palmer (@KatePalmer123) February 27, 2018
The state of men before and after meeting #Davina.#MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightau #marriedAu pic.twitter.com/CgjC5YLUO7
— Dave Tomlinson (@stepaheadtravel) February 22, 2018
Justin & Carly’s relationship be like #mafsau pic.twitter.com/oKXDwMVNvL
— Malena (@ladymoogoo) February 18, 2018
All of Australia RN. Oh no Tracey. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/FJgTlFAWl5
— GrumpyKat Tonkin (Stewart) (@BonsaiPanda) February 18, 2018
Ashley and Troy … #MAFS #mafsau pic.twitter.com/9AeNg6jgin
— Alex (@iamtheotheralex) February 18, 2018
Justin suggests to Carly they try wearing costumes in the bedroom #MAFS pic.twitter.com/jpvPDW8r1x
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) February 27, 2018
Oh the woes of a Sydney swinger. Dean should ask the girls to be sister wives? #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSight #9Married #mafsau pic.twitter.com/qDwdqPJ1TS
— Goodbye Glam Squad (@GoodbyeGlam) February 18, 2018
Hey Dean, you realise she wasn't naturally "well proportioned" right? #MAFSau
— Josephine Kempson (@jojokempson) February 18, 2018
Does anyone else starting to think Troy is the funniest thing to ever land on tv??? Do I have Stockholm Syndrome? #MAFS
— Kath (@KathrineHolla12) February 19, 2018
Did dean just justify his shitness by saying he’s just from Sydney and she’s from Perth??? And did Tracey just believe it?? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pTayCUndJW
— Angie and Yvie (@angieandyvie) February 12, 2018
Dean: “I like to have sex with randoms and not be accountable for that.”
— finicalgal (@finicalgal) February 12, 2018
Tracey: “So what I am hearing is that you are being honest with me and we just need to communicate more.”#MAFS
Troy tried to grease a pan with cheese. Not sure if complete dingleberry or low-key genius on a level I don’t understand. #mafs pic.twitter.com/X74psnq1AY
— Ilma Khan (@ilma__khan) February 20, 2018
How do you get to be mid 30s and have no idea whether something in your fridge is camembert or butter? #MAFS
— kady.bsky.social 🐈🐶🐈 (@KadyLio) February 20, 2018
I don't think I can withstand the 24-hour wait to see Telv call Dean a "cockhead" #MAFS
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 20, 2018
Justin showing Carly round the office #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ehExx0UBhT
— venera lekay (@veneralekay) February 19, 2018
Carly listening to Justin talk about his career. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4f2ZAggh5h
— Brad (@bradfogarty101) February 19, 2018
#MAFS let's see Davina try to get out of this pic.twitter.com/GLAMjsX9jM
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) February 18, 2018
Ryan heading into the commitment ceremony. #mafs pic.twitter.com/xzH55ZbomR
— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) February 18, 2018
Troy used the phrase "break her down" in the same context as "win her over" because what's love but slowly grinding down another person's resistance? #mafs
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 13, 2018
Surprise guest at the dinner party… Nasser's vacuum cleaner! #MAFS
— SJ McCall (@SamiJMac) February 28, 2018
The most eligible bachelor in Australia right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Nf2bbAEqzD
— Thoughts of Floss (@Flivings18) February 21, 2018
*Davina tries to discreetly remove her keys from the salad bowl in the middle of the table after realising it’s not that kind of party* #MAFS
— Sarah (@hellosarah__) February 21, 2018
“We are great together. It’s great. Everything is great” – Troy #MAFS pic.twitter.com/BROcf6nb01
— Struan Robertson (@DrPoods) February 25, 2018
Meanwhile in Milan #MAFS pic.twitter.com/S1emQauhmz
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) February 21, 2018
Gabs “I’m happy to turn around but not for your approval..” #mafs pic.twitter.com/0qKeRmwNoF
— Melly (@MelyK83) February 21, 2018
If your husband doesn’t try to regain your trust by rapping and skateboarding, is he really your husband? #MAFS
— Sarah (@hellosarah__) February 21, 2018
Davina: “where are you at in the relationship?”
— Alex Lucifero (@LuciferoAlex) February 20, 2018
Ryan: “oh I’m leaving that’s no surprise”
Australia: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/FnmAZpVgty
Who else was disappointed? #MAFS #GetTheGirlAnIceCreamAtLeast pic.twitter.com/rBT7hIeV1S
— Cara Williams (@_cara_williams) February 19, 2018
#MAFS me every time Justin mentions that he is an entrepreneur: pic.twitter.com/CPE3k2rqyt
— S.B (@SurfdogTV) February 5, 2018
