Star Style – Pattern Dresses

Vanessa Lachey: We’re not sure what she was expecting, but the result is a kaleidoscopic catastrophe.

Kate Beckinsale: Whatever you do, don’t shed that skin. This lovely lizard look scales new fashion heights.

Rashida Jones: You have to give her top marks for trying, and a well-earned pattern on the back

Kelly Brook: How do you make black and white look busy? It’s one of the eternal challenges and the reality-show queen was doing a fine job of it with this great graphic until the moment her hat fell over. The clutch is well red.

Allison Williams: Why pay thousands for flashy fabric when you can throw on a few rolls of wallpaper?

Vanessa Williams: Oops. You’ve got to be careful who you hire these days. Even stars arent safe. For instance, here we have a case where someone’s stylist used a marble cake recipe instead of a frock pattern.

Andie MacDowell: The ageless actress is definitely dressed more for weddings than a funeral. Is there anything more mother of the bride than apricot silk? Of course there is – apricot silk that’s had the bride’s bouquet land on it.