If you’re a mother to young children, you’ll already know that no time is considered sacred in their little worlds.
From taking a nap to just trying to go for a pee in peace, the concept of ‘mummy’s private time’ is somewhat lost on them.
With this in mind, one mum from Australia has come up with a set of rules, surrounding bathroom usage, and when you can and can’t ask her that burning question.
They make for pretty hilarious reading.
“If mom is in the bathroom, you are NOT allowed to:
1 – Knock, unless the house is on fire or someone is bleeding and/or dead.
2 – Scream questions at me if the shower is running. Hot tip: I can’t hear you.
3 – Wait for me within inches of the door and then yell at me when you get slammed in the face like that’s my fault.
4 – Slip me notes of any kind, especially the ones with those check boxes. Ask yourself this question before knocking…can I survive the next two minutes without mom?”
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